typical college dorm room

well welcome! man, you've come a far ways to come visit me in my dorm room, wot wot? let me describe some of the key features that this hallway has. that's our water fountain right there. it keeps tap water cold so that we can experience the joys of numbness and toothache, over and over again! also, observe the ceiling lights. kind of reminds me lights on space ships in star wars. sometimes i run down these halls with my arms extended and pretend i'm a x-wing fighter from star wars, dodging lasers. it's really quite exciting. try it.  

well enough chitchat, why don't you check out my room? here, let me open the door for you.

well here it is! my humble abode. on the left are the beds. the top one is mine because i got choice of desk location. anyhow, of course, my roommate's desk is the one opposite to mine. sometimes i feel like a secretary when people come in.

here, why don't you sit on zach's bed. oh, don't be such a prude; i'm sure the yellow spots are part of the design. so, from here you can see my library. i have quite a large collection of medical literature, half of which pertain to neurosurgery. on the left wall are some of the very first artisan posters while in the middle is my ellsworth kelly print. that piece is my favorite piece of art. i'll write something about that later. 

oh. important detail. our room is divided it into 3 sections: the worksleep room, the playroom, and the reading nook. the worksleep room consists of our desks and beds, while the playroom is basically everything on the other side. there are 2 very comfortable chairs in the playroom: mine is the ikea chair on the right and zach's is that blue rag of a chair on the left. also, we have a microwave on the far left. it has a crack right down the middle of the door, but zach insists it's safe to use. i on the other hand, disagree, and i quietly step out of the room whenever he uses it to minimize my exposure to radiation poisoning. recently i have observed some red polyps on the back of zach's neck. probably cancerous. i win. 

if you really squint, you will see our 2 coffee makers. which is ironic because neither of us drink coffee. no. being high class and all, we drink tea. i drink orange spice and green tea, while zach, being the barbarian, drinks some weird argentinean glunk that he mashes into a gourd and drinks with a metal straw. sometimes he pours soda into the mix. peculiar. oh. and i drink water out of wine glasses. i'm thinking about bringing my apple cider collection up here so that we can have cider tastings. high class, my friend. high class. 

oh and on the far right is the sink with our toothbrushes and whatnot. 

here. come towards the bookshelves.

this is the view facing the door, standing in the playroom. the nook that zach is sitting in is the reading nook. supposedly, it's supposed to be for refrigerators and microwaves and other kitchen appliances, but since we don't have a refrigerator and our microwave is a carcinogen, we had the extra real estate to turn into a reading nook. we don't actually use it because we don't have any pillows or anything to put in there to make it cozy. but once we do...best place to chill in town. 

oh. also. the light switch is by the door handle. when i get into bed, i didn't like getting out, and leaning down to turn off the light. so, instead, i rigged this ingenious switch system so that when i pull the green rope, the light turns on and if i pull the red rope, the light turns off. yes. bow to me, young padawon. 

well that's my room. hope you enjoyed the tour.